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Pizza time dude!


Pizza time dude!

by tymp-anistam

37 Comments

  1. ForeverBoner215

    Not a crime. He’s going to defend you with pizza! He’s a hero!

  2. misashark

    “Pizza Law Enforcement Agency”!!! 🍕🚔👮🏻‍♀️’Pizza Cops is Filmed Live On Scene’!!!

  3. gingerjaybird3

    This is the best thing I’ve ever seen on the internet. Bye internet I’m finished

  4. Ok-Blueberry-6077

    I don’t care what the law says; I refuse to convict this man. Jury Nullification is on the table!

  6. redeyejedi907

    ![gif](giphy|yoykQzg77wFE3k88L9|downsized)

  7. PTBooks

    What’s the crime, it’s just an American gladiator practicing his tae kwon dough.

  9. Okthankyouu

    Looks like the crime is whatever those jugs are up to

  10. maxiderm

    Never seen pizza combat training before. And in a wrestling singlet no less!

  11. FatalErrorOccurred

    I want him…

    >!…as my Mortal Kombat character.!<

  12. Powderkegger1

    This guy got some brief attention in the wrestling world after he went kinda viral. Then it turns out he’s a creep so AEW dropped him.

  13. badmotivator11

    It’s my second, no wait, *third* favorite Luigi!

  14. GBDubb

    This is Luigi primo the best pizza pro wrestler of all time

  15. rastroboy

    Uncle Rico’s Dough Jo Academy of Food Fighting

  16. Feracon

    Daniel Day Lewis living his best life in retirement.

  17. dildomiami

    way more impressive, than these cringe maga guys who show of their „close combat“ skills. 😀

  18. dr_stre

    Oh man, this guy is about 40 years late to be a staple heel (or surprise good guy!) in the WWF or whatever it was called at the time.

  20. Happy-Onion-6322

    Dude needs to find the Ninja Turtles and join the clan. Hell absolutely fit it, no doubt they’ll accept him for his pizza and ninja skills.

  22. lncredulousBastard

    This guy should have been a character in Mystery Men.

  23. CharlieBoxCutter

    Damnit. Now I have to watch blood sport again

  24. TJSwoboda

    If it’s a pizza crime, sounds like Crocket and Tubbs are on their way.

  25. an_edgy_lemon

    No crime! This is the guy that fights pizza crime.

  27. consumeshroomz

    Imagine spending time actually developing this *ahem* skill

  29. Ice-O-Holic

    Teenage mutant Ninja turtles could learn something from this guy

  30. MrIMendez

    The ironic part is he gets paid in pizza for his indie shows 🤷‍♂️

  31. thatsnotyourtaco

    This guy needs to be the action/fight coordinator on the next ninja Turtles movie

  32. koruption707

    He’s a great showman, you should catch his wrestling matches if you can.

  36. DaddyDoThat

    Dude actually wrestles in no cage deathmatch wrestling leagues. Badass lol

  37. nothrowingawaymyshot

    Hes only guilty of one thing, being a badass.

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